diff --git a/modules/emacs/tramp/config.el b/modules/emacs/tramp/config.el
index 2c2ead50b..89dc813bf 100644
--- a/modules/emacs/tramp/config.el
+++ b/modules/emacs/tramp/config.el
@@ -32,6 +32,26 @@
    'remote-direct-async-process))
 
 
+;;;###package lsp-mode
+;; HACK: lsp-mode over TRAMP doesn't work with direct async, so force it off for
+;;   LSP stdio connections.
+(defadvice! +tramp--disable-direct-async-for-lsp-stdio-a (plist)
+  :filter-return #'lsp-stdio-connection
+  (let ((connect-fn (plist-get plist :connect)))
+    (plist-put plist :connect
+               (lambda (&rest args)
+                 (letf! ((#'tramp-direct-async-process-p #'ignore))
+                   (apply connect-fn args))))))
+
+
+;;;###package eglot
+;; HACK: Same deal with eglot.
+(defadvice! +tramp--disable-direct-async-for-eglot-a (fn &rest args)
+  :around #'eglot--connect
+  (letf! ((#'tramp-direct-async-process-p #'ignore))
+    (apply fn args)))
+
+
 ;; See magit/magit#5220
 (after! magit
   (setq magit-tramp-pipe-stty-settings 'pty))